"Happy Birthday, Wanda June!" - Act Three, Scene One
"YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED IN HEAVEN TODAY? THERE WAS A TORNADO. I'M NOT KIDDING YOU - THERE WAS A GODDAMN TORNADO. TORE UP FIFTY-SIX HOUSES, A DANCE PAVILLION AND A FERRIS WHEEL. DROVE A SHUFFLEBOARD STICK CLEAR THROUGH A TELEPHONE POLE. NOBODY GOT KILLED. NOBODY EVER GETS KILLED. THEY JUST BOUNCE AROUND A LOT. THEN THEY GET UP - AND THEY START PLAYING SHUFFLEBOARD AGAIN."