"The Dum Dums" - Scene G.

"I'VE FIGURED OUT HOW IT WORKS. THE FORMULA FOR A REALLY GOOD REALITY TV SHOW. IT'S JUST DUMB WOMEN GOSSIPING. IN A CHAIN. WHAT'S THAT THING? TELEPHONE. A GAME OF TELEPHONE. JESSICA WILL DO SOMETHING SMALL, LIKE SHOW UP LATE FOR A GALA. THAT'LL GET UNDER RONNIE ROSE'S SKIN. AND SHE'LL TELL ANOTHER LADY. WHO TELLS ANOTHER LADY. AND ON AND ON LIKE THAT UNTIL ALL THE LADIES MEET UP AT A RESTAURANT AND HAVE A FIST FIGHT. IT'S A DIRECT LINE. IT'S PREDICTABLE, IT'S LOGICAL, IT'S... PERFECT. SPACE NAVIGATION IS NOT LIKE THAT"